Faces look ugly when you're alone
My experience with online dating. Open to constructive criticism.
Everybody's got their vices. There are just certain things we do to cope with the horror that is human existence. And if you try and quit one, you inevitably find a different vice to replace it with.
There's a certain level of irony in being too burnt-out to write a post about burnout. But I'm writing it anyway, so, if it starts to turn into complete jibberish, just know that my brain has, in fact, turned to pudding
The reason the world is collapsing is because you always be on that phone
Since none of us have been to a party in a while (or at least I'd hope you haven't been), I wanted to share an old story I wrote back in college.
I just can’t help myself from making a list for everything
I've always had pretty weird dreams but I can't be the only one