You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up to cover up Being the way that you are is enou-ou-ough
You’re Insecure, Don’t Know What For
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“First Kiss” – Short Story
Featured Image: A diary entry after I got my first kiss from spin the bottle at age 12. Below that, is my diary from 2nd grade that only has 3 pages written in it and it’s all about boys. As you may know, I started my new job this week. I was too mentally drained… Continue reading “First Kiss” – Short Story
Does That Make Me [Boy] Crazy?
A look at some middle school diary entries to prove that I've always been like this
Dating, But It’s On The Internet
My experience with online dating. Open to constructive criticism.
Snapshots
Ten "snapshot" pieces that I wrote when I was in my bag
Great Expectations
Keep your expectations low and you'll never be disappointed
Everybody’s Got Their Vices
Featured Image: My long-unused bong finally finding her new purpose. Everybody's got their vices. There are just certain things we do to cope with the horror that is human existence. And if you try and quit one, you inevitably find a different vice to replace it with. Vices have been especially prevalent this past year… Continue reading Everybody’s Got Their Vices
There’s No Such Thing As A Friendly Ghost
Stop ghosting, people.
I’m Dark Chocolatey Bitter About Valentine’s Day
I've been bitter about Valentine's Day ever since they stopped doing Valentine cards and candy at school.
2 Fast 2 Furious 2 Burnt-Out
There's a certain level of irony in being too burnt-out to write a post about burnout. But I'm writing it anyway, so, if it starts to turn into complete jibberish, just know that my brain has, in fact, turned to pudding
