My experience with online dating. Open to constructive criticism.
Dating, But It’s On The Internet
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Snapshots
Ten "snapshot" pieces that I wrote when I was in my bag
Great Expectations
Keep your expectations low and you'll never be disappointed
Everybody’s Got Their Vices
Featured Image: My long-unused bong finally finding her new purpose. Everybody's got their vices. There are just certain things we do to cope with the horror that is human existence. And if you try and quit one, you inevitably find a different vice to replace it with. Vices have been especially prevalent this past year… Continue reading Everybody’s Got Their Vices
There’s No Such Thing As A Friendly Ghost
Stop ghosting, people.
I’m Dark Chocolatey Bitter About Valentine’s Day
I've been bitter about Valentine's Day ever since they stopped doing Valentine cards and candy at school.
2 Fast 2 Furious 2 Burnt-Out
There's a certain level of irony in being too burnt-out to write a post about burnout. But I'm writing it anyway, so, if it starts to turn into complete jibberish, just know that my brain has, in fact, turned to pudding
It’s Because You Be On That Phone
The reason the world is collapsing is because you always be on that phone
People, Let Me Tell You ’bout My Best Friend
He's a warm hearted [teddy bear] who'll love me till the end
“The Seven People You Meet At A Party” – Short Story
Since none of us have been to a party in a while (or at least I'd hope you haven't been), I wanted to share an old story I wrote back in college.
