My experience with online dating. Open to constructive criticism.
Ten "snapshot" pieces that I wrote when I was in my bag
Keep your expectations low and you'll never be disappointed
Featured Image: My long-unused bong finally finding her new purpose. Everybody's got their vices. There are just certain things we do to cope with the horror that is human existence. And if you try and quit one, you inevitably find a different vice to replace it with. Vices have been especially prevalent this past year… Continue reading Everybody’s Got Their Vices
I've been bitter about Valentine's Day ever since they stopped doing Valentine cards and candy at school.
There's a certain level of irony in being too burnt-out to write a post about burnout. But I'm writing it anyway, so, if it starts to turn into complete jibberish, just know that my brain has, in fact, turned to pudding
The reason the world is collapsing is because you always be on that phone
He's a warm hearted [teddy bear] who'll love me till the end
Since none of us have been to a party in a while (or at least I'd hope you haven't been), I wanted to share an old story I wrote back in college.